Thursday, June 30, 2011

30/06/2011

If I can be completely honest; which I will be, I just had a filmed skype interview with people from Long Bay Baptist (my old church) and I was a little tipsy.  Know that it wasn't deliberate, I'd eaten, then bought some crisps, then ate dinner and only had 2 beers, yet still. I have the tolerance of a 12 year old girl. Probably even less tolerance than a 12 year old girl, actually. Even children would beat me in a drinking contest (not that I condone children drinking) but I also know that this means that I'll never be that hot girl from Indiana Jones.
I'll cross off that one from my bucket list. Sigh.

Things have felt a little full on lately, had my annual review, where they were tough on me, general work stuff, being busy and just having no me time has meant that i've turned into a hermit.  The two beers after work today (two beers!) were the most social i've been since the start of the work week. I've been watching Glee episodes, eating shoestring fries and Mars Bars and having early nights.

How is it possible to rock this hard(??!!) I hear you ask... Well, firstly, I get giddy off two beers, which helps any rock and rollin', also i'm just that hardcore. When I'm not in my pajamas by 6pm, i'm thinking about it. Oh yeah.

Also, I had my flu shot today and the nurse told me I was very brave. No lollipop (despite me demanding them from the HR guy all day) but those words of affirmation helped me more than any sugar hit ever could.

BRAVE! STRONG! HARDCORE! WIN.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

28/06/2011

Yesterday turned out to be an epic day. What was supposed to be Em and I turned into a group of 5 of us picnicing in La Perouse, the place Australia was first settled. Or something. It was very, very beautiful; they still have forts from the war and i'm pretty sure the tiny castle where you enter is where Julia Gillard lives.

After this we wandered to Maroubra for a coffee, then op shopped a bit, hung out a bit and ended the day at the local pub, where a drink man asked if we were a group of mormons.  Just your average day. The end.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

27/06/2011

Yesterday, I used the term 'thongs'.  It felt dirty to be asking for a pair of jandals. This is not right. Australia, what is wrong with you!?

In other news; my lovely friend Em got accepted into uni in Canberra! City of parks and roundabouts! ...and will be going there in a few weeks. Luckily i've made many new friends so it won't hit me too hard. I'm not that heartless, luckily for her. I'm sad but it means I can go on a roadie or two to go and visit their Nation's capital.

It's still very cold here, I can't sleep because it's so cold. I just checked, it's 8 degrees! But feels like 5 according to the website, due to wind and something bulb something something temperature. Lou got me a hot water bottle and it has had its uses, other than acting out Johnson and Friends scenes. Despite not sleeping, I don't have work tomorrow so instead am blogging (like a cool indie kid) and listening to Iron and Wine (like a cool indie kid) and online shopping at urban outfitter (like a cool indie kid).

Tomorrow Em and I are going for a coastal walk, from Coogee to Bondi if we have the effort. Or we'll just sit on the beach and drink coffee; either i'm happy with. I've also found a friend at work to do cafe crawls with. Yesterday we went to Shenkin, my usual, but in a couple weekends we're going to hit up loads. Excited.

I've also found the most awesome prints for my house. 2 of them are below; I fell in love immediately and hope to get the set of 4, all with hidden rabbits.  http://www.outregallery.com/browse.aspx?Category=48 if you're interested. The website is good too.  The shop is based in Surry Hills.



Beautiful.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

23/06/2011

Last night I watched "The Runaways", about Joan Jett and the Runaways. AN awesome movie, but weird because it had Kristin Stewart (who actually did an amazing job) and Dakota Fanning (who was also incredible, but It took me a while to get over the fact that she's like, 12.

Anyway, story goes, i'm going to quit my job and start an all girl rock band. Old school punk/glam rock...it would be awesome. All I need to do is get a girl mullet and i'm sorted.

Work is okay, finding it hard lately but realised today it's because I feel a bit trapped there...realised that as I like my job (usually) I want to stay at Allpress for a while, but with only 1 week's leave for every 3 months worked there...basically it means no awesome travelling for a while.  I've never really stayed with a job for a long time, I always left to travel.  Today, to be honest, I thought about leaving and just moving somewhere, I have enough savings...but then realised that I need to grow up and be an 'adult' eventually. Staying with a job for at least a year instead of leaving when I get a little bored.

Being an adult is lame sometimes.  Working all the time. Having early nights because I start early. Being tired from work on the weekends. Only having 4 weeks off a year...THAT'S NOTHING. Can't have more than 3 weeks off in a row...man, what kind of trip is that!?  Sigh.

In other news, I'm not sick and I'm not on any new medication. I also spent 5 hours on the machine and did okay, not making the worst coffee ever, in any cafe... so that's good.

We also have a possible band name; "lion le lion".

Yup.

Hanging out for the weekend, for sure. Catherine OUT.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

19/06/2011

Oh shameful, shameful me.

The word 'darl' and 'matey' have both become a set part of my vocabulary.  I'm not sure how it came about, I think I was making fun of someone saying it as it's a very Australian. I think 'matey' could be acceptable as I can try to palm it off as a hip pirate term, but 'darl'. Nup. Can't do it. What's worse is that sportsbar Cath is usually around when this happens, so the 'darl' is coupled with a slap on the back, an "everything good today darl?" or, my favourite "cheers matey". I think it's the ultimate merger of sportsbar Cath and diner Cath. Does that make me like Sookie? I'm sure she says 'darlin'". Either way, it IS possible for me to become even cooler.

Last night I ended up in Marrickville, which apparently is "inner West" though I hold to the fact that we weren't even in Sydney at this point. Middle. Of. Nowhere. At least this time I meant to be there, not like the day before when Richard and I were on the train, suddenly realised that we were wearing matching outfits, made White Stripes references for ages before realising we'd missed our stop. By quite a few stops. Unfortunately we weren't really the White Stripes, otherwise we could have just made our way home by using the bass pedal of a drum to propel our way through the streets.

I was at a colleague's flatwarming party, it was a good night. Cook has this amazing place with so much to look at, which of course, is my favourite thing to do.  ....I just want to point out that I typed out this previous sentence, read it back, found it hilarious, so left it there.  Yes, that's right, looking at stuff is my favourite thing to do. OF COURSE. Anyway, really cool paintings and art and books...one of those houses where you can entertain yourself by just hanging out. She's lived in Berlin and worked for a band and has done such cool stuff, everything has a great story. You don't even need to go though the drawers, it's just out there. This story sucks, a little bit. Just a little. Anyway.... some other colleagues came out and we had a good time, drinking wine and laughing. I work with some great people. The two that came  along, (as well as Cook who is awesome and fun and a great laugh) are some of my favourites; Fiona; great music taste, incredibly dry sense of humour, blunt honesty and a heart of gold and Kristy, whose favourite movie is Napolean Dynamite and has the same of humour as I do. 'Nuff said.

Lou and Mike arrived last week and it's been so much fun hanging out. I can see that they're overwhelmed, which I totally get and I want to sort things out for them. Moving here was pretty scary for me. I hung out with them loads last week, walking around Surry Hills, hanging in the cool Indie bar where I got hit on by the waitress then got asked by Lou's NZ friends if it was a gay bar. Good times. It's so nice to have some kiwi friends here (Kyla you don't count, you're just a crazy mix of weird accents) and just be. Aussies and Kiwis are actually very different, much more different than I expected, so that 'she'll be right' attitude is nice to be around.

Richard Fairgray's staying with me this weekend, which has also been fun. He's over for a comic convention and tomorrow i'm going along to help him out. Actually, today. It's 4am and I can't sleep. I was doing okay until Richard talked in his sleep, saying 'don't worry, I won't tell anyone'.  I asked him what he meant, he woke up and sleepily told me that in his dream I lived under the rubbish dump in the area where the shoes were dumped, named 'shoe city'.  In this dream, the people of shoe city built a tower that fell and killed heaps of people, so I was responsible for this.  Want to know how he found out that I lived in shoe city?  I was spray-painting it on the wall.  Way to ruin my secret. At least I did it in a bad ass way. I'm just like Michael Jackson.

My coffee addiction has also reached a new height.  While lying awake (planning a new shoe city construction) thinking, I realised I was worrying abut my next coffee fix. Allpress has made me SUCH a snob because now my palate can taste the finer subtleties of a bad coffee. We're out at Olympic park tomorrow and I know the coffee will be bad. I saw a Gloria Jeans, that's it. Lay there trying to figure out another way to get a good coffee, what would be open, if I could bus somewhere first, early.  It really is an addiction.

My band is going really well.  We're still brainstorming names, I think Catherine and the band is officially out now, which hurts a little. I'm having a lot of fun and it's so great to be creative with like-minded people. Plus i'm singing a couple of the songs now as one of the singers left (as soon as I joined...suspicious?) which is awesome and very scary for me.  Michael and Marie are great, we hang out and laugh a lot.

I should try to sleep again. I'm just feeling so responsible for the deaths of all those innocent people in Shoe City. Better keep my tagging to a minimum.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

12/06/2011

This week has been, to put it as my new friend Kellie did; "balls".  Work has been a bit rubbishy and stressful, however in saying that, it has been a very interesting week.

For example;

*I got offered free cocaine, answered quickly like a 12 year old ("noooooo because if you take drugs it messes you up" etc etc) and immediately became far more 'uncool' than I already am.

*I secretly cried a little walking around Circular Quay seeing the light festival because I was just so, so tired.

* I had my own personal Pianist who played whatever we wanted in a local bar, including songs he didn't really know, so we sang for him and did drum solos.

*I got hit on by a girl at an Indie bar when ordering a fancy cocktail.

* I now play the accordian. (?)

* I now drink neat Scotch and can tell the difference between nice and crap scotch.

* I got yelled at by a customer for laughing at what I thought was a joke. It wasn't. Whoops.

* I've written a few songs and poetry (not so emo this time).

* I've officially made more friends than I need. Time to start ditching some. NOT.

*I kissed an old lady 2 days in a row. The 3rd day, I avoided her. (It was her 80th and she kept coming in).

* I got invited to join another band.

* I found out that it snows in Australia, which makes so sense.  It's freezing!  Where is the sun? Where are the kangaroos? I need to tie them down, mate!

* I found out that David Bowie sings that "Young American" song.  "Aaaaaaaaaaaaallll right! She was a young American!"

* I enjoy using star points for facts in my blog.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

08/06/2011

Found the best coffee in Sydney and i'm very happy about it (not counting my work, which is pretty amazing). It's right next door to my church as well! Heck yes!

Last night at band practice, Michael pulled out...an accordian.  He told me that i was going to play it.  I made a few Sheryl Crow references (which no-one understood) and asked everyone if they were strong enough to be my man (no repsonse there either).  So now, in one song, I start with the xylophone, move onto accordian at the intrsumental break, then end it by singing. Huh?  It sounds quite cool and definately helps that the song is called Marseilles, as cliche as that is.  I started the 'ugh huh huh" French noises and asking for croissants, again no repsonse. Funnily enough, someone has left the band now... just saying. Nothing to do with me, of course.

Anyway, i'm now that cool person at concerts who plays 11 different instruments, like the guy on the snare and tomtom in Brooke Fraser's band. So i'm pretty much bf with Brooke Fraser, which i'm pretty excited about. I also play guitar on another song, so Brooke and I also have loads in common.  Soon we'll be FFF's.

Good news, friend count is WELL up. Church friends (they confirmed) work friends (they refused to confirm) band friends and of course my lovely Eastern Suburbs girls.  Lou and Mike are coming here this weekend as well, I hope I have time to fit them in. Haha. Right?

Have a big week this week, going to see the Vivid light festival on Friday (i organised it and people agreed to come...just saying...I have friends), cottage church tonight, Lou this weekend...it's all on. Plus I just had a delicious soup for lunch. Life is good.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

5/06/2011

Last night we had a surprise party for Em. It was such a fun night, I laughed so hard I got stomach cramps and had tears streaming down my face. What's sad is that I know I can't even explain away how funny it was and why it was funny, you really did have to be there and see it.  I'm very grateful for my friends here and in meeting new friends through them.  And... would you believe it.... I have a total of at least 8 friends.

My band invited me out for drinks after a practice so I'm totally in. It's going well, we're trying to find a name instead of "The Sad Actors".  I have suggested "Catherine and the band" a few times but I don't think they appreciate it like I do.  It's tricky finding something that's different, available and not super-lame.  Which is why I think the above works.  I seem to be playing the xylophone a lot which is fun, but I get a bit bored.  I'm on guitar a bit too, it's good fun.

This morning I went to the bike shop and he's giving me a new upgraded bike made of aluminium.  He doesn't seem to get the fact that bikes aren't ridden inside so of course it will rust when it gets wet... anyway. It's not as cool because it's a pinky/rosey colour but it will do.  Better than walking of bussing to work anyway.

This evening I'm going to Cottage Church for the first time in ages, and a kick-ass coffee shop called "Shenkin".  They use Proud Mary coffee, the one I had in Sydney at that awesome shop with the 2x 3group machines in one super case. I'm excited. Niki and I are going, she's a flatmate and friend of Em's who took me along to her church once.  She's just come back from a trip to NZ so we're going to catch up about how lovely it was.  I was just reading an article on how everyone from NZ moves overseas and the ways that Helen and John have tried to get people back such as, great place to raise a family etc. In response to this, the article read; "As you might expect, the push and pull of migration is more complex than 'our economy's fucked, but it's a great place to breed' ".  It summed it up well..."NZ's population holds travel and living overseas central to its identity".  Seems a bit sad, really, I mean, i'll probably end up there one day for sure, but there's just so much more everywhere else...even if it was awful to live here in Sydney, it's worth it for my pay.  I can work for a year, save $20,000 easy. You just couldn't do that at home.

I'm happy, the sun's out, i've had food, playing the new Fleet Foxes album and have a great afternoon and week ahead.   It's a good life.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

02/06/2011

Tonight, as I sat here eating my Thai food, I realised that I was giving myself a pep talk. It went like this;
"Keep eating! You're not full, it's just your body telling you it is!"  I sat there, thought about it, laughed at my amazing greedy logic and kept eating. Win.

So now I have a new goal, to work with thin people in thin camps helpuing them gain weight.  I can justify anything with my new greedy logic.  For example; whole packet of Maltesers? Easy. Mostly air, they only count as a few pieces of chocolate. Whole packet of biscuits? No problem! Imagine if you layered them up to fit a slice of cake, that would mean that 6 biscuits would make a piece of cake. So a pack of tim tams looks like this;
1 packet =11 tim tams = 1.5 pieces of cake = no worries!

It just means ignoring your body and doing what you KNOW is right.

FYI....i just finished the whole container of Pad See Yew. In your face, body!