Today, i'm sports bar Cath. It's awful and I can't help it. I told someone at work about it adn asked him to keep it accounatble, but he just laughed at me. This morning I WINKED at a customer and then slapped another customer on the back when he made a joke. I CAN'T CONTROL IT SOMEBODY HELP ME.
In other news, yesterday I bought a bicycle. Ruby-Belle, she's lovely.
Except my basket is way cooler, it was a cane basket insert that doubles as a shopping basket. Oh yes. I'm awesome. My mum emailed me, requesting that I ride on the footpath and 'she's sure no-one will mind". This morning, I rode on the footpath and almost got run over by a car backing out of it's driveway. Thanks mum.
I bought the bike in a little bike shop near my house. I culd have got it a little cheaper somewhere else but like supporting the little guy and it'll be good knowing I can go there when I break it. I went in there, ready to bargain and this little old man served me. He was so frail, hunched over, slow and his hands constantly shook. I felt sorry for him so barely bargained. Which says a lot I think, it's a good marketing strategy; get someone people will feel sorry for to sell things and they will out of pity. Which is why my cafes are always so busy. Bada boom. Also, get cripples to sell tiny whisks and graters, everyone will buy them. I would.
In other news, yesterday I bought a bicycle. Ruby-Belle, she's lovely.
Except my basket is way cooler, it was a cane basket insert that doubles as a shopping basket. Oh yes. I'm awesome. My mum emailed me, requesting that I ride on the footpath and 'she's sure no-one will mind". This morning, I rode on the footpath and almost got run over by a car backing out of it's driveway. Thanks mum.
I bought the bike in a little bike shop near my house. I culd have got it a little cheaper somewhere else but like supporting the little guy and it'll be good knowing I can go there when I break it. I went in there, ready to bargain and this little old man served me. He was so frail, hunched over, slow and his hands constantly shook. I felt sorry for him so barely bargained. Which says a lot I think, it's a good marketing strategy; get someone people will feel sorry for to sell things and they will out of pity. Which is why my cafes are always so busy. Bada boom. Also, get cripples to sell tiny whisks and graters, everyone will buy them. I would.
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