Some funny things have happened to me lately.
Today, I went to a burger shop with my friend Dave. It's run by French people, has cheap and AMAZING food. They asked what sauces we wanted, I used their suggestion that I had last time of mayo and tomato and suggested Dave had the same. He hesitated, and in this time practically the whole staff (about 6 people) had joined in the conversation. "seriously, Dave, get the mayo, it's good", I said, casually. The WHOLE TEAM joined in and actually peer pressured Dave into it, including the cook who said he'd been making burgers for 25 years and that Dave had to have the mayo. "YEAH DAVE, GET THE MAYO" they chanted".
Dave got the mayo. Didn't like it. The end.
Last night I was waiting at the bus stop outside that mystery show Lady Gaga played in the gay bar in Darlinghurst. It smelled like wees and vomit and I was wearing jandals. It was awful and all I wanted to do wash wash my feet.
The day before, I was thinking about what I would like as one of my 3 wishes, when i got a magic lamp. I decided on a wish, quickly found the loophole that sneaky genie would use and was relieved at my quick discovery. I'm now mostly prepared for when I meet that Genie. Sneaky bastard.
I have lots happening, as you can tell. But I think I got a job and start on Friday. On my trial they gave me bread, pastries AND a turkey sandwich. WINNING.
Today, I went to a burger shop with my friend Dave. It's run by French people, has cheap and AMAZING food. They asked what sauces we wanted, I used their suggestion that I had last time of mayo and tomato and suggested Dave had the same. He hesitated, and in this time practically the whole staff (about 6 people) had joined in the conversation. "seriously, Dave, get the mayo, it's good", I said, casually. The WHOLE TEAM joined in and actually peer pressured Dave into it, including the cook who said he'd been making burgers for 25 years and that Dave had to have the mayo. "YEAH DAVE, GET THE MAYO" they chanted".
Dave got the mayo. Didn't like it. The end.
Last night I was waiting at the bus stop outside that mystery show Lady Gaga played in the gay bar in Darlinghurst. It smelled like wees and vomit and I was wearing jandals. It was awful and all I wanted to do wash wash my feet.
The day before, I was thinking about what I would like as one of my 3 wishes, when i got a magic lamp. I decided on a wish, quickly found the loophole that sneaky genie would use and was relieved at my quick discovery. I'm now mostly prepared for when I meet that Genie. Sneaky bastard.
I have lots happening, as you can tell. But I think I got a job and start on Friday. On my trial they gave me bread, pastries AND a turkey sandwich. WINNING.
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